Post by atomicx on Nov 6, 2016 18:52:53 GMT -5
**Warning: Some of these are off-color!**
Why did the depressed chicken cross the busy freeway?
It couldn't take it any more
Why DIDN'T the skeleton chicken cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken jump in front of a car?
It heard about Thanksgiving.
Why did the depressed chicken cross the busy freeway?
It couldn't take it any more
Why DIDN'T the skeleton chicken cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken jump in front of a car?
It heard about Thanksgiving.